times, as I scurry around pre-dawn to get things in order, I'll see
a familiar shape huddled-up here, or sprawled-out there. And I say
to meself, 'What's HOOK up to now?' Of course I put It all down to
His boozin', yes he loves a drop of rum on a frequent occasion, quite
a many frequent occasions in fact! I never really pay Him too
much attention cuz He lives on Another Planet and I've
given up trying to sort-Him-out.
last Sat morning, as I was heading out to the coffee pot
in Shed #2, I tripped on a lifeless form and nearly broke my
priceless SharkDoctor wrist! Well that was It, I spat The Dummy.
"HOOK, what the hay are You doing passed-out unconscious in the
main thouroghfare?" I hissed as steam blew out me ears.
... SharkDoc ... Hang on for a tic ... Let me
explain ... I'm ... doing ... my ... Yoga!"
I says "Yoga? Why You wouldn't have a clue about Yoga"
Naw SharkDoc, I do! I do!! Let me show Ya.
he proceeded to posturize ... Much to my amazement!
( I'll TRANSLATE BY USING PHOTOS OF PROPER YOGIC POSTURES)
Position of total relaxation
Excellent for back pain and imsomnia.
Stimulates the lumbar area, legs, and arms.
For ankles and back muscles.
Stimulates the midirift and spinal column.
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.
Might be healthier to just give The Turps away huh?
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