TheSharkDoctor Strives To Offer You The Best Specimens In CyberSpace.
My Shark Jaws Are Obtained As By-Catch From Commercial Fishing Operations,
What Would Otherwise Be A Wasted Resource-Becomes A Fantastic
 Aid For All Of Your Scientific, Educational And Research Purposes.

March 18 2010
HOOK'S
Yoga Class !!
We wake up early around here! SharkDoctoring is not easy
work, and we need every minute of the day to attend
Patients in The Surgery and fill orders for You Sharkites.

Many times, as I scurry around pre-dawn to get things in order, I'll see
a familiar shape huddled-up here, or sprawled-out there. And I say
to meself, 'What's HOOK up to now?' Of course I put It all down to
His boozin', yes he loves a drop of rum on a frequent occasion, quite
a many frequent occasions in fact! I never really pay Him too
much attention cuz He lives on Another Planet and I've
given up trying to sort-Him-out.

Anyhow, last Sat morning, as I was heading out to the coffee pot
in Shed #2, I tripped on a lifeless form and nearly broke my
priceless SharkDoctor wrist! Well that was It, I spat The Dummy.
"HOOK, what the hay are You doing passed-out unconscious in the
main thouroghfare?" I hissed as steam blew out me ears.

"Uh ... SharkDoc ... Hang on for a tic ... Let me
explain ... I'm ... doing ... my ... Yoga!"

I says "Yoga? Why You wouldn't have a clue about Yoga"

Naw SharkDoc, I do! I do!! Let me show Ya.

So he proceeded to posturize ... Much to my amazement!
( I'll TRANSLATE BY USING PHOTOS OF PROPER YOGIC POSTURES)
Savasana
Position of total relaxation
 

Halasana
Excellent for back pain and imsomnia. 

Salambhasana
Stimulates the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Malasana
For ankles and back muscles.

Marjayasana
Stimulates the midirift and spinal column. 

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.


Might be healthier to just give The Turps away huh?
heheheheheheeehheeeee



At Some Time Each Day ...
When The Tide Is High ...
And The Sharks Are Schooling ...
TheSharkDoctor Will Present ...

THE DAILY SURF

STARTS TOMMORROW !!!

TheSharkDoctor's
SUPERSHARKYSALE

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Some Fabulous Specimens Now Swimming In !
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Brief Description, Then Click To See And Buy.
Look for the flashing clock  to see what's new today.
March 18 2010
Some Super Specimens Will Be Swimming In This Week!

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tigersharkjaws.com

bullsharkjaws.com

hammerheadsharkjaws.com

duskysharkjaws.com

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Collector Of The Week
March 9 2010
A NEW COLLECTOR WANTED!

Just Send Me Your Photos If You'd Like To Appear In This Series.

It's My Pleasure To Present
The Collector's Window

Click Any Photo To See My Favorite Collectors

TheSharkDoctor is now selling
The World's Most Exciting

SHARK  ATTACK  POSTER !!!

This fascinating and educational print shows the locations of over
300 Shark attacks in the Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico from 1905 to
the present day. 35 hair-raising encounters are detailed, including
the 1916 attacks in New Jersey. Plus, you'll learn interesting facts
about the 12 types of sharks blamed for the attacks.

US $12.95
PLUS $5.50 POSTAGE IN THE USA

We also offer laminated or beautiful timber-mounted
copies. Please ask for prices if You want to splash-out
and get Something-Really-Special.

A Great Gift For Any Shark Enthusiast!
I have one of these posters in My Shark Room and
It attracts more attention than My Monster Jaws!

TheSharkDoctor's

SHARK ATTACK KITS
are now on sale !!
You get :
REAL SHARK SKIN SECTION

Feel how rough and why Sharks cut by bumping!
REAL XL SHARK TOOTH
Choose One :

A Bull Shark Tooth (#1 On The Most Dangerous List )
Or ...

 A Tiger Shark Tooth (#3 Most Dangerous)
Or ...

 A Mako Shark Tooth (Amazingly WICKED!)
Your tooth will be from a HUGE 10 foot Shark !!
PLUS A FREE COMPLIMENTARY COPY OF
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US $9.95
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Plus 3.95 postage via International Air Mail

AS CLOSE TO A REAL SHARK ATTACK AS YOU WANT TO GET
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for the first 100 sold ...
YOU GET A BONUS
GREAT WHITE CAGE DIVE VIDEO

This Will Thrill You No End!

"Whacha doing, HOOK me boy ?" I queried.

"CHIN-UPS" HOOK MUMBLED.

"Why in the world for?" I hazarded.

"GETTING FIT" CAME THE GASP.

"What for?" I pressed on.

"I'M GETTING A NEW GIG"

"For what, and doing what? You're struggling
here and all you do is swat flies" I countered.

YEA, I KNOW ... BUT I JUST WANNA USE ME
MELON A BIT MORE. I SAW THIS VIDEO AD IN
THE LOCAL RAG - THE BOONDOCK TIMES -
TIS THE BEES-KNEES FOR ME I RECKON:

BIG HEADS WANTED, CLICK TO SEE
< It's a video file, please let it load >

I was amazed! I secretly admired HOOK'S
unbridled ambition, but couldn't let it show!
So I dismissed His Buffoonery with a clip
around the ears and ...

" ForgetAboutIt! Back to the insects, You Red Devil "

heheheheheee

TheSharkDoctor's
Collector Of The Year
2008

This Year I Have A Tag-Team Duo !!!

For The Second Year Running ...

SnowShark Jaime
Of North Dakota

Will Share This Honor With

Toon
AKA
Dr. Wobbegong

From The Netherlands

Jaime Consistently Snapped Up Any Unusual
And X-Special Specimen That I Offered ...

And Toon Earned His Black Belt

In My 'PUNCH-THE-CRUNCH SALE'
Congratulations SharkMen, You
Really Are Top-Shelf Collectors
With Eyes For The Supreme!
Thank You Very Much For Your Purchases, I Really
Appreciate Each And Every One Of Them  ... Cheers
Attention Sharkites!
Master-Collector Toon Has Documented
His Marvelous Collection (in Excel - .xls)
 TO SEE JUST CLICK HERE

December 2008
I'm tickled to announce the ...
YOUNG SCIENTIST
OF THE YEAR 2008

ASHTON FROM WASHINGTON
"He really loves sharks, and can't get enough of them. His collection
is slowly growing. His "ultimate" he says is the Tiger Shark Jaw.

This Photo Really Captures Your Passion
For This Majestic Creature Ashton,
SEE YOU ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL IN A FEW YEARS !
PS-We did not let Ashton know that he was going to be named your 2008 Young Scientist,
so I told him to pull up your site because you had some really great new shark stuff on it,
HE WAS SO SURPRISED!!!!   Thank you very much, you made his whole year.  He is a real
enthusiast and reads everything he can about sharks and watches all of the documentaries
he can -he loves Discovery Channel!  He is soooo excited!  Thank you for everything!!!

And In It's Belly Was A Sailor's Arm! Which Had:

Hook Gets A New Pet!
CLICK HERE TO SEE
It's A Big File So Please Let It Load

*Here's A Valuable Link To The Smithsonian Institute, For  Identification Purposes*
Lot's Of Technical Stuff On Shark Teeth  For The Scientifically Minded

GREAT WHITES SHARKS CHOMP INTO A WHALE CARCASS
INCREDIBLE PHOTOS!
Just Click The Underlined Link Above To See These Amazing Images

The Biggest Great White Shark Ever!

Click To See

Check-Out A Typical Shark Doctor Holiday

Collector Of The Year
2006
Here's A Taste Of The Most Comprehensive
Shark Collection On The Planet !
This Amazing Collection Of
All-Things-Sharky Has Been
Amassed By Italian Riccardo Of

www.sharkacademy.com

Please Click The Shark Academy
Logo Above To See A Fraction Of
What Riccardo Has!
Here's what Riccardo wrote to me:
"Go visit my web site if you really
want to know who is the biggest shark
collector in the world...It's ME...I
have opened the largest shark museum
in the world! I have almost 10,000
sharks items...Everything about
sharks,included 20 live sharks in 10
big tanks"
WOW RICCARDO,YOU HAVE IMPRESSED EVEN ME!


Collector Of The Year
2005
Well This Prestigious Award Goes to:
ANDREW OF SCOTLAND
AKA 'SHARKMAN'
((AGAIN!))
ANDREW PROBABLY HAS THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF
MONSTER JAWS ON THE PLANET. HE IS ONE SERIOUS COLLECTOR!
Thanks Again For ALL Of Your Purchases,
I Really Appreciate Each-And-Every One Of Them.

SHARKMAN STRUTS HIS STUFF

CLICK
That's One Big Puppy Mate!

It's My Pleasure To Announce:
The Collector Of The Year
2004
ANDREW OF SCOTLAND

AKA 'SHARKMAN'
ANDREW HOUNDED ME ALMOST ON A DAILY
BASIS FOR ANY MONSTER JAWS THAT I CAME
ACROSS ... IN FACT, I BET THAT YOU CAN
IMAGINE WHO IS THE NEW CURATOR OF...
3 MONSTER TIGER SHARK JAWS!
AKA ... "THE WICKED SISTERS"

Grizzella, Wartella & Stinkarella!

Yep, That's Right!
They're heading off to Bonny Scotland!
Thanks Again For ALL Of Your Purchases, I
Really Appreciate Each-And-Every One Of Them ...
Cheers!
I Am Proud To Present:
The Collector Of The Year
2003

King-Shark Paul C.

CLICK TO SEE
And This Is Just His Majesty's Mako Shark Jaw Collection!
These aren't jaws from 7-8 foot Mako Infants ...
THEY ARE MONSTER MAKO JAWS FROM MASSIVE SHARKS!

Sir Paul really went on a feeding-frenzy in
June-July, He was snapping-up anything
that I threw out in CyberSpace!

Click Here To See King-Shark's Award

Thanks Again Paul For All Of Your Purchases,
I Really Appreciate Each And Every One Of Them.

 Now Here's Another Award That Goes To
King-Shark Paul C.
TheSharkDoctor's #1 Buyer For 2004
HOW'RE THE TROOPS,
JAW-COMMANDER?


THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR BULK
PURCHASES OVER THE PAST YEAR.

I'M SENDING YOU A BOTTLE OF MY BEST SWAMP
JUICE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! THANKS A LOT
FOR YOUR CONTINUED INTEREST IN MY
SPECIMENS, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

Gatorhoe
RIP
GOOD BUDDY

I'll Be Doing A Memorial For Don Soon,
Commemorating - April 1 - His Journey
To The Big Shark Pond In The Sky.

Me-Furst-M8 HOOK'S
WEIRD AND WACKY FAMILY!
Click On HOOK To See These Dignitaries


Wasil Gradinaru
Whale Flenser  1952 - 1968
 Wasil, whose nickname was Basil, was born in Romania,
married in Germany and came to Australia in 1949 when
a lot of Europeans were re-settling after World War 11.
He went to work for Cheynes Beach Whaling Company
in 1952. He did a small amount of flensing, but his
main job was cooking the whale jaws to soften
them, to enable easy removal of the teeth. He also
removed some of the jaws from the numerous
sharks that were caught at the station. Some of the
sharks would take chunks out of the whales that
were moored onto buoys ready to pick up. The size of
the jaw would be big enough to put a 44 gallon
drum inside!

On one occasion, Basil cut the tendons
near the jaws of a shark and had his arm
in the mouth. The shark jaw closed and
Basil had to have 70 stitches in his arm!
See! I've told You that shark jaws
can still bite!
SO PLEASE ALWAYS BE CAREFUL!

"SHARK ATTACKS"

Story Archives

ATTACK STORY#1ATTACK STORY#2ATTACK STORY#3

ATTACK STORY#4ATTACK STORY#5ATTACK STORY#6

ATTACK STORY#7ATTACK STORY#8ATTACK STORY#9

ATTACK STORY#10ATTACK STORY#11ATTACK STORY#12

CLICK THE LINKS ABOVE TO SEE AND READ
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SHARK ATTACK VICTIMS MEET

CLICK THE PHOTO FOR THE STORY

Identifying The 2 Mako Species:

CLICK THE PHOTO ABOVE FOR A BASIC GUIDE
Longfin Mako-Isurus paucus
Shortfin Mako-Isurus oxyrinchus

UFO SIGHTING!

Click to Read & See

Here, Take A Break ... The Water's Just Lovely

Fallacious Shark Myths

CLICK

"Don't kid yourself for one minute - when you're practically touching the nose
of a 15 foot  Great White you're thinking two things: how fast can I get back
into the cage and will it hurt when she rips my torso off and leaves my legs
standing there in the cage"


I've Been Visiting My Number-One Skipper,
And Can He Throw A Party!

CLICK HERE TO SEE

Amazing, isn't It?
One's a fossil shark tooth from a 65 million year old Megalodon Shark, the
other a complete modern day jaw from a  full grown Western Wobbegong Shark.
A single tooth is larger than a whole shark jaw!
Evolution in all It's glory ...

How Times Have Changed
Click To Read

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My Shark Jaws Are Obtained As By-Catch From Commercial Fishing Operations,
What Would Otherwise Be A Wasted Resource, Becomes A Fantastic
 Aid For All Of Your Scientific, Educational And Research Purposes.

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